25 July 2007
Strength of a Man
The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.

The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It is in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It is how good a buddy he is with his kids.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work. It is in how respected he is at home.
The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It is in how tender he touches.

The strength of a man isn't how many women he's Loved by. It is in can he be true to one woman.

The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It is in the burdens he can understand and overcome.

Beauty of a Woman

Is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

Must be seen from her eyes because that is the doorway to her heart the place where love resides.


Is not in a facial mole but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.

It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, with passing years-only grows.

Lucky is the
man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last
love of a man

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-=pOstEd by Chokolatier at 7/25/2007 01:16:00 PM | 0 *cOmmEnts*
-=pOstEd by Chokolatier at 7/25/2007 12:00:00 PM | 2 *cOmmEnts*
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa....... ...... !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Enhance your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to waste your day" to help your colleagues
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
22. Send this mail to only one at a time to every one in your contact list.
-=pOstEd by Chokolatier at 7/25/2007 11:52:00 AM | 0 *cOmmEnts*

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours!
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the backof the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line wouldnever end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears neverstop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are readleft to right or right to left (palindromes) .
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels inorder: "abstemious" and "facetious."
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only onone row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.
-=pOstEd by Chokolatier at 7/25/2007 11:45:00 AM | 0 *cOmmEnts*
  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my husband treats me like toxic waste.
  • When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge thanto let her keep him.
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of acoin;they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
  • By all means marry. If you get a good husband, you'll be happy.Ifyou get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
  • Man inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
  • The great question... which I have not been able to answer...is, "What does a man want?
  • I had some words with my husband, and he had some paragraphswithme.
  • "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We taketimeto go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
  • "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
  • "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster thanelectronic banking. It's called marriage."
  • "I've had bad luck with both my husbands. The first one left meand the second one didn't."
  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
  • The most effective way to remember your husbands' birthday is toforget it once...
  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
  • My husband and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
  • A good husband always forgives her wife when he's wrong..
  • Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
  • A woman inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".Nextday she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "Youcan have mine."
  • First Gal (proudly): "My Husbands an angel!" Second Gal "You'relucky, mine's still alive."

-=pOstEd by Chokolatier at 7/25/2007 11:39:00 AM | 0 *cOmmEnts*
21 July 2007
I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
So why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.
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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........

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-=pOstEd by Chokolatier at 7/21/2007 08:52:00 PM | 0 *cOmmEnts*
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success..... ... is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich..... which never works.

If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****

As soon as you mention something... ... if it is good, it is taken.... If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late...... the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have a pen, you don't have paper...... if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.


All BMTC buses are crowded.
Corollary--- -- BMTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

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-=pOstEd by Chokolatier at 7/21/2007 08:29:00 PM | 1 *cOmmEnts*
For Would-Be Grooms:

Rule.No.1 - Never compare your mamma's cooking with your wife's! There is no faster way to dig your own grave than that! Please understand that your mom's cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of experience.. ..don't expect that from your wife whose hardly into the process! What if she were to compare your earning capacity with her dad's!!! So shshshhhhh.. ..!!!

Rule.No.2 : Never go out of your way to please the lady with flowers, chocolates and gifts during your engagement period. If ever you do , please follow it up post-wedding too! When you could cover 20kms in 15 minutes when you are engaged just to spend some time with her, how dare you forget her birthday post - marriage, even after you are given the broadest of hints by her!
Remember expectations always double...ever heard of them being halved???

Rule.No.3: Do compliment her every now and then, verbally or with gifts! What are those lovely Teddies and Archies gift cards for? Don't sit there like the Lord Of The Rings expecting to be waited upon! Of course she will do it but everyone likes to be appreciated and pampered!!!!

Rule.No.4: This is very important! Sulking or complaining about marriage being a big mistake is a strict NO -NO!! You got into it with your eyes wide open, brimming with enthusiasm!! No one ever pushed you into it! So why this drama now!

Rule.No.5: Be Brave and take your own decisions and stand up by them!!
Consult your parents for advice but realize that you are grown up enough to lead your life! Respect your partner's views at all times! Remember she has given up a lot more to make a life with you!!


For Would - be Brides

1. Don't expect too much from him. Less the expectations lesser the disappointments.

2. Don't ever dare to plan any outing or movie on a day when there is an interesting cricket match going on. REMEMBER SPORTS is more important to him than anything else. U spoil his day n He spoils yours

3. Over Emotions, Sentiments.. . .. What are these? Tears are not going to give any results either. It's just a temp. attention that u get. No one likes Cry Babies m Whining Wifes.

4. Never dare to cross with his mother.Even if he says "My Mom's cooking is the best. U are nothing in front of her." take it easily with a smile. Tell him that u are learning from his mother and will try to do it better. U are not gonna lose anything!

5. Try to know his friends and understand that they are also part of his world.Allow him to spend few weekends or occasional night out parties with his friends.But at the same time make sure that u get u r due importance! It must not be that he roams around with his friends forgetting that you exist at home.

6. Don't start fighting for silly things.Forgetting birthdays n Anniversaries is not a big mistake. Men are not blessed with 2 GB RAM for storing everything in main memory.If you are very particular about present gifts n parties on u r birthdays n anniversaries. make sure u remind them well in advance by some means (I know it sounds stupid. But if u are so particular, Do it for u r own good)

7. Take him for your shopping only if he's interested. If you are going for Window Shopping, better go with your friends/go alone.He is better at office/home watching cricket.

8. Give him importance always. Show due care and affection.That' s the only way to win a guy's mind.

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-=pOstEd by Chokolatier at 7/21/2007 08:21:00 PM | 0 *cOmmEnts*
1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times!

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;)

3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name can be Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things. The breeze on your cheek, a second cup of coffee outside, listening to the birds sing, every sunset you can see...

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.

6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.


9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

11. Forgive now those who made you cry. You might not get a second time.

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-=pOstEd by Chokolatier at 7/21/2007 08:15:00 PM | 0 *cOmmEnts*
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These are not my compositions. I simply want to share it to you so I made this blog.