- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my husband treats me like toxic waste.
- When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge thanto let her keep him.
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of acoin;they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- By all means marry. If you get a good husband, you'll be happy.Ifyou get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Man inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- The great question... which I have not been able to answer...is, "What does a man want?
- I had some words with my husband, and he had some paragraphswithme.
- "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We taketimeto go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster thanelectronic banking. It's called marriage."
- "I've had bad luck with both my husbands. The first one left meand the second one didn't."
- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- The most effective way to remember your husbands' birthday is toforget it once...
- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- My husband and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- A good husband always forgives her wife when he's wrong..
- Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
- A woman inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".Nextday she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "Youcan have mine."
- First Gal (proudly): "My Husbands an angel!" Second Gal "You'relucky, mine's still alive."
25 July 2007
-=pOstEd by Chokolatier at 7/25/2007 11:39:00 AM
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